Why the f*** would I do that?

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Cut alcohol out of your life for 30 days--no pressure, no long-term commitment. Experience the mental, physical, and social benefits of abstaining from alcohol for yourself with one of our curated Sober October Kits.
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    It is simple. Cut alcohol out of your life for 30 days. We are here to make sure that your social life doesn’t stop just because you are focusing on a better you.

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    Sober Carpenter Variety | 5-pack
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    Sober Carpenter Irish Red | 4-pack
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    Sober Carpenter Blonde Ale | 4-pack
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    Sober Carpenter IPA | 4-pack
    Sober Carpenter Organic Session IPA | 4-pack
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    Sober Carpenter White | 4-pack
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